Thanks to all for a great time!
The doctor is in.
Top ten things spam could be used for... but shouldn't.
10. Protection
9. Mittens
8. Paint
7. Lubricant
6. Advice
5. Paper
4. Soap
3. Toothpaste
2. Fuel
1. Ear plugs
The top ten things spoons were not designed for:
10. Hauling scrap metal
9. Preserving fruit
8. Databases
7. Feeding sharks
6. Administering suppositories
5. Deer hunting
4. Communication
3. Artificial limbs
2. Transportation
1. Golf
Top ten desserts I just wouldn't eat...
10. Chalk Muffin
9. Hair Lime Pie
8. Hot Resin Sundae
7. Bile Souffle
6. Glass Shard Brownies
5. Mucus Pudding
4. Sonic Urine Blast
3. Chocolate Covered Sardines
2. Insulation Candy
1. Reese's Feces
Top ten places to hide:
10. Behind a tree
9. In a large, empty clothes hamper
8. Under the bed
7. In a pile of leaves
6. In an elevator shaft
5. In the closet
4. In a small, full clothes hamper
3. In a wall of mud
2. In an abandoned refrigerator
1. A secret place
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Web designer and pseudo-programmer, semi-retired drummer and all around musician, part-time artist and gamer, full-time husband and dad.